chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name

I’m blue daba dee dabba dooo…

Mom of the year, circa 1985.

Every time, all the time.

Baby, it’s cold outside…

It was a bold move, Cotton.

Safari down makes the best pillows.

Well that just kinda worked itself out…

My dad works with Ted Cruz…

Dear Michael

Raspberries, a lifestyle.

B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.

I was asked to leave…

Please help the elephants whenever the occasion arises. 🐘

Subway cars being dropped in the ocean in rocky areas to create habitats for sea life, apparently.

Yeah that works great actually…