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Keep Portland Weird

Keep Portland Weird
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
True story.
True story.
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
100 things to do before you die.
100 things to do before you die.
Wrong number like a boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
This is how I die.
This is how I die.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
McHitler.
McHitler.
Words.
Words.
You keep using those words…
You keep using those words…
You don’t say?!
You don’t say?!
Hate when that happens.
Hate when that happens.
Smell like a monster!
Smell like a monster!
How people see me.
How people see me.
I think they’re cool now.
I think they’re cool now.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Join the conversation
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.