Expert at Microsoft Excel, probably.

Expert at Microsoft Excel, probably.

Faith in humanity: lost.

Faith in humanity: lost.

It’s time to take a stand.

It’s time to take a stand.

Flight of the Conchords – Feel Inside (and stuff like that).

Flight of the Conchords – Feel Inside (and stuff like that).

Dog tricks: Not as impressive when done by humans.

Dog tricks: Not as impressive when done by humans.

It’s not you, it’s me.

It’s not you, it’s me.

I’m not anti-social.

I’m not anti-social.

Design nerd flash cards.

Design nerd flash cards.

I’m actually huge in Japan.

I’m actually huge in Japan.

I wear Pumba.

This person gets it.

This person gets it.

How I feel about the seasons.

How I feel about the seasons.

Hungry hungry hippo!

Hungry hungry hippo!

Dear websites.

The many faces of texting.

The many faces of texting.

It’s important to be honest with your children.

It’s important to be honest with your children.