conditioned to win

The master of distraction.

The master of distraction.

Can I burn my mother in a small gathering?

Can I burn my mother in a small gathering?

Oktoberfest is among us.

Oktoberfest is among us.

If only Dr. Seuss wasn’t racist, this would be beautiful.

If only Dr. Seuss wasn’t racist, this would be beautiful.

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

Sometimes I have this conversation with myself

Sometimes I have this conversation with myself

This squirrel is ready for fall.

This squirrel is ready for fall.

Teach them young.

Teach them young.

Canadian military strategy

Canadian military strategy

…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.

…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.

This quokka looks like he’s ready to guide you on a special quest.

This quokka looks like he’s ready to guide you on a special quest.

Stealth level 439932.

Stealth level 439932.

Be nice and eat cookie.

Be nice and eat cookie.

DMV Timelapse.

Restraining orders won’t help you now…

Restraining orders won’t help you now…