Feeling Lucky?

*desperately tries to not text back immediately*

As the prophesy has foretold…
As the prophesy has foretold…
It’s gonna be OK, Ralphie.
It’s gonna be OK, Ralphie.
Papi, no.
Papi, no.
Does the Boston Market carry fava beans; perhaps a nice Chianti, even?
Does the Boston Market carry fava beans; perhaps a nice Chianti, even?
Owli enjoy belly rubs, also.
Owli enjoy belly rubs, also.
Embrace our new water molecule overlords!
Embrace our new water molecule overlords!
Now that’s what I call fine driving.
Now that’s what I call fine driving.
Awaiting instructions, deer leader…
Awaiting instructions, deer leader…
All hail the mighty bird [or plane] in the sky.
All hail the mighty bird [or plane] in the sky.
We’re a happy family…
We’re a happy family…
It’s about sending a message.
It’s about sending a message.
We should give him his own TV show…
We should give him his own TV show…
The ol’ potat swap.
The ol’ potat swap.
The Karen stalks her dough…
The Karen stalks her dough…
I do enjoy watching such sport.
I do enjoy watching such sport.
24+years+of+tech+and+skill+advancement+in+a+picture.
24 years of tech and skill advancement in a picture.
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
Investing+in+the+future.
Investing in the future.
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
Join the conversation
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
A+captain+and+his+ship
A captain and his ship
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!