dialect dilemma

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

toast and butter is an everyday phase

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

this is how many sides a circle has

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink