Birtches get scirtches.

Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…

Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.

Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.

We must allow natures grasp.

Bird o’ War

The secret to being a pretty good parent…

McDonald’s themed deck has the queen holding the burger… for reasons.

Doesn’t matter, still nommed.

Invest in the long con.

Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.

You done good, furry one.

Could you not right now?

The only known pyramid capstone.

How about them apples?

Quick maths is slow to pay off.