Feeling Lucky?

your flatulence killed my father…

your flatulence killed my father...
Gets me every time…
Gets me every time…
People called Brad have it easy.
People called Brad have it easy.
Ban teleprompters!
Ban teleprompters!
Let the journalists journal.
Let the journalists journal.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
Oh lorde, here we go again…
Oh lorde, here we go again…
The vampires are doing science.
The vampires are doing science.
You literally can make that up, Joey.
You literally can make that up, Joey.
What an interesting predicament.
What an interesting predicament.
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
Vantablack has become self aware!
Vantablack has become self aware!
She mad.
She mad.
$35,000 computer that probably won’t even run Chex Quest.
$35,000 computer that probably won’t even run Chex Quest.
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
Ask for Mr. Durdin
Ask for Mr. Durdin
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Join the conversation
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…