TSA found 20-Pound Live Lobster in passengers bag.

Alan the unimpressed astronaut

Compliments explained

Trump and Nixon would have made a beautiful baby together.

"we’ll be there some time between 8am and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Lando all day.

Fun with bees.

60% of the time, it works every time.

I could have a fire here.

This city started putting colored LED strips at crosswalks so people staring down at their phone wont walk into traffic

Poor kitters just had a small thirst. 🐱🌊

I always see beauty in others… who are at least 6’3

Words from mom.

Illuminatea – Steep all day.

Everyone deserves a second chance

I hate the future.