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Shell ad contest failure.
Shell ad contest failure.
If Harry Potter were a teen comedy.
If Harry Potter were a teen comedy.
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant?
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant?
Dear Cancer.
Dear Cancer.
How I feel when my professor calls on me.
How I feel when my professor calls on me.
Used stairs for sale.
Used stairs for sale.
Japanese Russian roulette.
Japanese Russian roulette.
…and they’re everywhere.
…and they’re everywhere.
Say it properly…
Say it properly…
Jurassic Duck.
Jurassic Duck.
Jump in the pool they said…
Jump in the pool they said…
What snake venom does to blood.
What snake venom does to blood.
So I found some drift wood the other day…
So I found some drift wood the other day…
Yes please.
Yes please.
I don’t want to live on the moon either, Ernie.
I don’t want to live on the moon either, Ernie.
This+sea+slug+can+go+without+eating+for+nine+months+because+it+can+supplementarily+photosynthesize.
This sea slug can go without eating for nine months because it can supplementarily photosynthesize.
The+quilted+shipper+picker+upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
I%26%238217%3Bm+quite+the+polyglot.
I’m quite the polyglot.
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
Join the conversation
I+would+listen+to+this+man+preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.
Elijah+Wood+is+long+on+turnips.
Elijah Wood is long on turnips.
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
The+clouds+are+disgruntled.
The clouds are disgruntled.
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
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