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A real life Pastafarian

A real life Pastafarian
Words.
Words.
On second thought… I got this.
On second thought… I got this.
Mr Soccer demands respect.
Mr Soccer demands respect.
Wheel your children young.
Wheel your children young.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Albert eats for free.
Albert eats for free.
What is this creature…?
What is this creature…?
I’ve seen this Gisney movie before…
I’ve seen this Gisney movie before…
I could drink this coffee.
I could drink this coffee.
Your inner horse is leaking…
Your inner horse is leaking…
1/1,000,000 Cotton candy lobster.
1/1,000,000 Cotton candy lobster.
*listening intensifies*
*listening intensifies*
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
This preschool has spiked pencils to help keep the prisoners in.
This preschool has spiked pencils to help keep the prisoners in.
Not in these parts…
Not in these parts…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Join the conversation
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*