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*can opener sound*

*can opener sound*
thanks for the warning
thanks for the warning
it said no flip
it said no flip
ethan sucks
ethan sucks
teeth stick and hair stick
teeth stick and hair stick
you will be missed
you will be missed
oof
oof
bald dudes make the best barbers
bald dudes make the best barbers
this scene should have been in the movie
this scene should have been in the movie
take that, google maps ‘estimate’
take that, google maps ‘estimate’
despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road
despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road
they always know
they always know
professional athletes give the rest of us bad names
professional athletes give the rest of us bad names
happy bacon
happy bacon
cancel my plans
cancel my plans
no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight
no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight
caught+bread-handed
caught bread-handed
when+your+lack+of+self+modesty+bites+you+in+the+ass
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
cat+pranks+hooman
cat pranks hooman
The+moral+of+this+story+is+not+about+patience.+smh
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
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it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
words+to+live+by
words to live by
double+edged+insult
double edged insult
is+there+another+option%3F
is there another option?
exactly+how+i+feel+every+time
exactly how i feel every time
this+kid+is+asking+the+right+questions
this kid is asking the right questions
he+knows+he%26%238217%3Bs+a+legend
he knows he’s a legend