fear the reaper

To cucumber is to human.

This sums up the problem nicely.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

Well, it was worth a try.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

This is a win win, win situation.

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

We call it the toe crusher.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

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