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My heart belongs to NYC <3

My heart belongs to NYC <3
How will people know I’m better than them?
How will people know I’m better than them?
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
Engrish.
Engrish.
Time for sleep.
Time for sleep.
The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
*cough*
*cough*
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
Cool cake is cool.
Cool cake is cool.
…Already in my pajamas.
…Already in my pajamas.
Fill in the blank…
Fill in the blank…
The American dream.
The American dream.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
Best things in life:
Best things in life:
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
Satin rulez.
Satin rulez.
Never+Use+Euphemisms
Never Use Euphemisms
Barbie+and+the+Magical+Race+Against+Thermodynamic+Entropy
Barbie and the Magical Race Against Thermodynamic Entropy
Christopher+Lee+how+we+miss+you.
Christopher Lee how we miss you.
Take+care+of+youre+kids
Take care of youre kids
Join the conversation
I+want+this+energy+back
I want this energy back
%26quot%3BYou+made+the+mess%2C+you+clean+it+up.%26quot%3B
"You made the mess, you clean it up."
A+fully+robotic+bar+in+Italy.
A fully robotic bar in Italy.
Available+now+at+your+local+Walmart%21
Available now at your local Walmart!
Is+he+gone%3F
Is he gone?
Do+you+even+work+here%3F
Do you even work here?
Shots+fired%21
Shots fired!
Bottle+Rocket+Under+Ice
Bottle Rocket Under Ice