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i’ve been fired four times this year

i've been fired four times this year
The butt alert as seen on shark tank.
The butt alert as seen on shark tank.
Try again, Alexa.
Try again, Alexa.
artè, a history
artè, a history
Words.
Words.
She’s living in the year 2525.
She’s living in the year 2525.
Used blood sells for a premium in some Transylvanian villages.
Used blood sells for a premium in some Transylvanian villages.
I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.
I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.
Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.
Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.
Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.
Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.
A miracle of life, indeed.
A miracle of life, indeed.
Thank you for your service, Tonya.
Thank you for your service, Tonya.
She was picking flowers.
She was picking flowers.
Wait a minute….
Wait a minute….
Sometimes I wonder what happened to Sarah, circa 2013.
Sometimes I wonder what happened to Sarah, circa 2013.
The puppies are conniving.
The puppies are conniving.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Join the conversation
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*