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i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint...
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Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
John Wayne as a child.
John Wayne as a child.
Best of friends.
Best of friends.
Solar parking shades.
Solar parking shades.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Nice song you have there…
Nice song you have there…
God, send me a man…
God, send me a man…
My family may be trying to tell me something…
My family may be trying to tell me something…
Pure fear.
Pure fear.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
Coke phone.
Coke phone.
Here’s a riddle, son.
Here’s a riddle, son.
How+to+prepare+a+kiwi.
How to prepare a kiwi.
Literally+too+stupid+to+insult.
Literally too stupid to insult.
Saber-toothed+Tiger.
Saber-toothed Tiger.
A+sad+truth
A sad truth
Join the conversation
This+is+my+resume+now%26%238230%3B
This is my resume now…
Fuzzy+Wuzzy+Was+A+Bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear.
I%26%238217%3Bve+decided+to+evolve.
I’ve decided to evolve.
Put+a+mirror+on+the+stairs%2C+scare+everyone%26%238230%3B
Put a mirror on the stairs, scare everyone…
Girlfriend+wanted+to+see+my+dancing+skills%26%238230%3B
Girlfriend wanted to see my dancing skills…
100+bits+of+wisdom.
100 bits of wisdom.
Convos+with+my+2-year+old+%26%238211%3B+The+Cookie.
Convos with my 2-year old – The Cookie.
BFF+frienship+necklaces.
BFF frienship necklaces.
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