I’ve been opted out of humanity.

I've been opted out of humanity.

It’s almost too easy to point out the hypocrisy

It’s almost too easy to point out the hypocrisy

I still don’t understand why

I still don’t understand why

Professor Jiggly, I presume

Professor Jiggly, I presume

Remember when this was the headline? Those were the good days

Remember when this was the headline? Those were the good days

He literally can’t handle it.

He literally can’t handle it.

Fun with perspective

Fun with perspective

peanut butter can be purchased directly from usa.gov

peanut butter can be purchased directly from usa.gov

Forgot something…

Forgot something…

"American footprints on distant worlds are not too big a dream"

"American footprints on distant worlds are not too big a dream"

Our IT guy just sent us a picture of him in his youth. Some people are destined.

Our IT guy just sent us a picture of him in his youth. Some people are destined.

Welcome to 2017

Welcome to 2017

Grabbing the giggleberries

Grabbing the giggleberries

Why would you need a farm?

Why would you need a farm?

When they’re rolling another blunt but you can barely move.

When they’re rolling another blunt but you can barely move.

Sean Spicer as the White House Easter Bunny

Sean Spicer as the White House Easter Bunny