fur-minator

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

When you gotta go, you gotta go

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

24 then and now

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages