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guess these are the dog days

The day after the warranty expires on my laptop.
The day after the warranty expires on my laptop.
Oh, you were at work?
Oh, you were at work?
Beat to the Punch.
Beat to the Punch.
Smart phones are making us antisocial.
Smart phones are making us antisocial.
Man’s best friend.
Man’s best friend.
Starting is Progress
Starting is Progress
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
A guide for pairing wine and cheese.
A guide for pairing wine and cheese.
Cat Toast
Cat Toast
Dayum gurl
Dayum gurl
Every time I go to Best Buy
Every time I go to Best Buy
When is it okay to fart in a relationship.
When is it okay to fart in a relationship.
Classic Tobias…
Classic Tobias…
I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.
I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.
This+is+my+kind+of+utopia.
This is my kind of utopia.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry+everyone%2C+totally+won%26%238217%3Bt+cause+a+public+health+crisis%26%238230%3B.
Don’t worry everyone, totally won’t cause a public health crisis….
The+man+earned+it
The man earned it
Wrapped+in+plastic%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+fantastic.
Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic.
Join the conversation
Got+%26%238216%3Beem
Got ‘eem
Chameleon+bones+are+UV+reactive.
Chameleon bones are UV reactive.
Remember+remember.
Remember remember.
Hail+Fourier+Transfrom
Hail Fourier Transfrom
Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security
I+would+watch+this+series.
I would watch this series.
I+support+mermaids%2C+generally.
I support mermaids, generally.
Murray+does+not+care.
Murray does not care.