i hate that i heard the tune in my head with this

Let him read…

Let him read…

She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.

She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.

Tom and Gerry did it first.

Tom and Gerry did it first.

Never trust the Irish

Never trust the Irish

The mother he kneaded.

The mother he kneaded.

A little salami should help with the mood.

A little salami should help with the mood.

Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.

Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.

My patience level in a JIF.

My patience level in a JIF.

We did not see that coming…

We did not see that coming…

Goose Chuckingâ„¢

Goose Chuckingâ„¢

The turtles send their regards.

The turtles send their regards.

Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977

Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977

Activate ultra sneak…

Activate ultra sneak…

Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.

Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.

She’s proud of her sign.

She’s proud of her sign.