Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Welcome to Alaska! ...Except you can't get off the plane because there's a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

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Truth in advertising…

Truth in advertising…

I would listen to his elevator pitch…

I would listen to his elevator pitch…

Cry the entire river, see if I care…

Cry the entire river, see if I care…

How to make friends. A Guide.

How to make friends. A Guide.

Tigers also love Spooktober.

Tigers also love Spooktober.

Debt is weird.

Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…

Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…

The time dancer giveth.

The time dancer giveth.

The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…

The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…

You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.

You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.

They had me on the first half…

They had me on the first half…

Roly polii come in purple, apparently.

Roly polii come in purple, apparently.

Targetting people with disabilities.

Targetting people with disabilities.

*hardy laughter*

*hardy laughter*

The moisture content of anger is too damn high.

The moisture content of anger is too damn high.