Bitch better have my money.

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello

yes i did…

in this market, this kind of house would be a hot commodity

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

cute kitty!

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

how not to tell someone their std test results

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer

praise fungus!

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen