Love them.

Love them.

Toilet paper art.

Toilet paper art.

Public transportation is a jerk.

Public transportation is a jerk.

I want to lick you…

I want to lick you…

WELL HARRY?!

I fought a war for you…

I fought a war for you…

We are worth more

We are worth more

Can cuddles?

Good night.

Here’s your horoscope for the week.

Here’s your horoscope for the week.

I finally managed to get that song out of my head

I finally managed to get that song out of my head

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

My Favorite Simpsons Quote

My Favorite Simpsons Quote

I choose cremation.

I choose cremation.

I love this time of year.

I love this time of year.

Giving birth wasn’t so bad.

Giving birth wasn’t so bad.