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My Prince!

My Prince!
a good jedi never strikes first
a good jedi never strikes first
would have been his favorite shop
would have been his favorite shop
what do you want on your millennial gravestone?
what do you want on your millennial gravestone?
why???????
why???????
it’s argon
it’s argon
i’d still refuse to open the door
i’d still refuse to open the door
pee to play
pee to play
but look at that smile!
but look at that smile!
time to eat a bug
time to eat a bug
pointy hat or swipe left
pointy hat or swipe left
all the time
all the time
he does what he has to do
he does what he has to do
summoned a cat again
summoned a cat again
words that have never felt more true today
words that have never felt more true today
easiest riddle ever
easiest riddle ever
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Join the conversation
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
left+swipe
left swipe
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?