Choices have been made…

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

write the next line of this story

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

24 then and now

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

When you gotta go, you gotta go

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!