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it constricts you before it eats you

Words.
Words.
If a vampire bites a zombie…
If a vampire bites a zombie…
Fact-tastic.
Fact-tastic.
Freaking dad…
Freaking dad…
Some people are like slinkies…
Some people are like slinkies…
Women: what happened?
Women: what happened?
What people think it’s like sharing a bed with pets…
What people think it’s like sharing a bed with pets…
Hedgehog mauls a carrot.
Hedgehog mauls a carrot.
Mmmmmerica!
Mmmmmerica!
What makes a family.
What makes a family.
Have you found Cheesus?
Have you found Cheesus?
Words.
Words.
How I spend time in the shower.
How I spend time in the shower.
Why I’m going to be homeless.
Why I’m going to be homeless.
7, 8, 9…
7, 8, 9…
Sank+you.
Sank you.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+exactly+hate+you%26%238230%3B
I don’t exactly hate you…
Oh+Bill.
Oh Bill.
Oh+America.
Oh America.
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Denied.
Denied.
How+to+keep+a+secret.
How to keep a secret.
What+girls+look+at.
What girls look at.
Fact.
Fact.
Maybe+next+time%26%238230%3B
Maybe next time…
How+to+watch+Inception.
How to watch Inception.
flump.
flump.
Dear+diary%26%238230%3B
Dear diary…