janky jargon

there’s a reason fans follow my page

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

may the comedic force be with you

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

be your own worst enemy

jurassic park holiday special

the more you drink, the more political you get

this is how i became the fun uncle

the simple dog life

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

this dolphin has had enough of your bs