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jazz’s jaunt

back in my day…
back in my day…
sounds like something a poisonous cake would say
sounds like something a poisonous cake would say
hair club for pups
hair club for pups
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
he’s tired of living on earth
he’s tired of living on earth
close enough
close enough
my kind of salad bar
my kind of salad bar
when you can’t afford your stay you pay with prison labor
when you can’t afford your stay you pay with prison labor
this is the shed of a sane person
this is the shed of a sane person
the lids just go… poof
the lids just go… poof
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
i wonder who it could be from!
i wonder who it could be from!
dun dun… dun dun…
dun dun… dun dun…
this is my super villain origin story
this is my super villain origin story
duolingo is relentless
duolingo is relentless
Not+sure+what+other+choice+you+had%2C+comrade.
Not sure what other choice you had, comrade.
Nice+to+meet+you%2C+Deborah.
Nice to meet you, Deborah.
Peanut+is+life.
Peanut is life.
Manage+thyself.
Manage thyself.
Join the conversation
Bring+your+pup+to+work+day+didn%26%238217%3Bt+go+great.
Bring your pup to work day didn’t go great.
Nature+is+funny.
Nature is funny.
A+mother%26%238217%3Bs+face
A mother’s face
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what+to+do+with+this+information%26%238230%3B
I don’t know what to do with this information…
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+even+aware+you%26%238217%3Bre+such+a+funny+pair%26%238230%3B
You’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair…
Emus+sit+oddly.
Emus sit oddly.
Is+that+still+a+thing%3F
Is that still a thing?
YOU+RANG%3F
YOU RANG?