just a simple toddler trying to make their way in the universe

what i wish the button in the car would do

what competitive salary really means

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

so this is why British people hide their t’s

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

the power of friendship is undefeated

the last halloween at the potter house…

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…

a wall of bugs at the Cleveland museum of natural history

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd

all the colors of the moon in one photo

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?