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knot again…

I would date you, but…
I would date you, but…
Dad level 439932.
Dad level 439932.
Whenever a bird craps on my car…
Whenever a bird craps on my car…
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
The Man Card.
The Man Card.
Math.
Math.
In bed and something touches your leg…
In bed and something touches your leg…
Dancing otter.
Dancing otter.
She winked at me!
She winked at me!
Hrrnnnggg.
Hrrnnnggg.
Students vs. prisoners.
Students vs. prisoners.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
How about no.
How about no.
Lindsay Lohan sees her future.
Lindsay Lohan sees her future.
The gutsiest moves you can make in life.
The gutsiest moves you can make in life.
they+hate+apostrophes%2C+too
they hate apostrophes, too
i+love+watching+the+moon
i love watching the moon
dracula+was+right
dracula was right
tried+to+warn+you%2C+but+you+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+listen
tried to warn you, but you wouldn’t listen
Join the conversation
don%26%238217%3Bt+let+your+eyes+deceive+you
don’t let your eyes deceive you
why+are+there+books+under+the+sink%3F
why are there books under the sink?
i+bet+they%26%238217%3Bre+made+of+jelly
i bet they’re made of jelly
my+next+motivational+poster
my next motivational poster
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+darkest+before+the+dawn%3F
it’s always darkest before the dawn?
the+diet+starts+tomorrow
the diet starts tomorrow
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$8
the+forbidden+bidet
the forbidden bidet