The Northern Lights from inner space.

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the law of giants

say aloe to my little friend

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

another delicious hummuscide

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the makers of oreos have no chill