Aussie rules.

i live at the zoo now

sea urchins love hats

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

yes, please

never letting go

flying is like living in the wild west

it has stories to tell

purr-fect

forever young

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

flipping the pick up line script

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep