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500 yards.
500 yards.
The hills are alive.
The hills are alive.
Encouraging kids to recycle.
Encouraging kids to recycle.
My sister sure showed him…
My sister sure showed him…
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
I am a turkey vulture.
I am a turkey vulture.
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
Why are we not funding this?!
Why are we not funding this?!
Drama queen.
Drama queen.
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
A moth got trapped in my house!
A moth got trapped in my house!
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
Grand-father pulled this one on me…
Grand-father pulled this one on me…
Winter is a pain in the butt
Winter is a pain in the butt
I%26%238217%3Bve+traveled+the+world+and+the+seven+seas
I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong%2C+though
he’s not wrong, though
If+by+Physics+you+mean+psychedelics+the+answer+is+yes
If by Physics you mean psychedelics the answer is yes
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
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he%26%238217%3Bs+a+keeper
he’s a keeper
you+know+the+podcast
you know the podcast
fuck+that+hurts+eels%2C+probably
fuck that hurts eels, probably
is+pizza+on+a+pineapple+okay%3F
is pizza on a pineapple okay?
it%26%238217%3Bs+fine.+Everything%26%238217%3Bs+fine
it’s fine. Everything’s fine
the+perfect+staircase+has+been+found
the perfect staircase has been found
former+child%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+all
former child, aren’t we all
butt+brothers
butt brothers