Socially Distanced Trick or Treating.

your driving test is all about the cones

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

the coolest dog at the bar

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

goblins don’t watch netflix

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

qr codes will never run out

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….