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Get off my bench

Get off my bench
Sleep is for next week.
Sleep is for next week.
*squints in fin*
*squints in fin*
The dad joke sets in…
The dad joke sets in…
Available at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
Available at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
[Insert wizard swear]
[Insert wizard swear]
Cruella is just misunderstood
Cruella is just misunderstood
I wanted to believe…
I wanted to believe…
Keep it breezy.
Keep it breezy.
A tic tac fits perfectly in the hole of a life saver, allegedly.
A tic tac fits perfectly in the hole of a life saver, allegedly.
You’re in trouble deep.
You’re in trouble deep.
It’s just a prank, brother.
It’s just a prank, brother.
Blue cheese has mould in it.
Blue cheese has mould in it.
Curse of the yellow pangwang.
Curse of the yellow pangwang.
Don’t comet suicide
Don’t comet suicide
Ten bucks on Staceys mom.
Ten bucks on Staceys mom.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Obviously.
Obviously.
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Congratulations…
Join the conversation
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Hands.
Hands.
Classy.
Classy.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’