my social graces know no limits

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

no browser is safe from firefox

no browser is safe from firefox

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

you had a good run

you had a good run

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

it’s probably hilarious advice, but maybe don’t follow it

it’s probably hilarious advice, but maybe don’t follow it

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!