narc-assist

your pleas mean nothing in this situation

thanks, linda!

halloween prequel

an oddly believable scenario

this is really cool

trying on pants at old navy

where is this free dirt you speak of?

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

she only has herself to blame

in the real world your dog can call you

become ungovernable

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

fingers crossed i get to eat this week!

how to get kicked out of every local gym

ancient multi-tasking