Susan never loses her suitcase.

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

oh no is an understatement

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office