nifty thrifty

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

Doggo 1, young child 0

Doggo 1, young child 0

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

The answer seems obvious

The answer seems obvious

Hoo-rah!

The cheeps

soory not soory

soory not soory

please send help

please send help

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny

Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny