no one wants to be a stale ham sandwich

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

whatever it takes

whatever it takes

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

stretchy pants summer

stretchy pants summer

this can only end in hilarity

this can only end in hilarity

they face the sun for a reason

they face the sun for a reason

i, too, would like to know the backstory

i, too, would like to know the backstory

when will society learn?

when will society learn?

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

complaints loading

complaints loading

the didn’t think this one through

the didn’t think this one through

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

when the advertising doesn’t match the product

when the advertising doesn’t match the product