Feeling Lucky?

no one wants to be a stale ham sandwich

No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this motion picture
No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this motion picture
So what do you say, fellas?
So what do you say, fellas?
When I hear Trump say to a dead soldier’s grieving widow “He knew what he signed up for”
When I hear Trump say to a dead soldier’s grieving widow “He knew what he signed up for”
UPS drivers post about pets they come across.
UPS drivers post about pets they come across.
Land of opportunity.
Land of opportunity.
Dwight and Angela out on the town.
Dwight and Angela out on the town.
So if it wasn’t me, it’s one of you…
So if it wasn’t me, it’s one of you…
*swipe*
*swipe*
Send help!
Send help!
How else will people know?
How else will people know?
I could converse here.
I could converse here.
Good effort though.
Good effort though.
You’re embarrassing me.
You’re embarrassing me.
Well seasoned with fries
Well seasoned with fries
Heartless bastards.
Heartless bastards.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
Tree+pruning+in+the+1800%26%238217%3Bs
Tree pruning in the 1800’s
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Join the conversation
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
A+gum+recycler+made+out+of+gum+in+London
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.