no one wants to be a stale ham sandwich

a dangerous game but we all played

inflatable baby prison

it’s really not complicated

all the other mugs are just decoration mugs

only the coolest kids wore these jeans

every color means go to a cyclist

this gives me goosebumps

the insurance mafia

if you see this in the woods you’re not making it back to your car

tall girl problems

the power rangers have very patient villains

darth* sense of humor

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

you’re*

reason #1 is pretty obvious