only velma survives the apocalypse

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

I did’Nazi that coming…

I did’Nazi that coming…

*nervous shuffling*

*nervous shuffling*

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive.

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

You gotta read it, Nance.

You gotta read it, Nance.

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

*Pspspspspsps in anticipation*

*Pspspspspsps in anticipation*

Taxi drivers are taking C-19 pretty seriously.

Taxi drivers are taking C-19 pretty seriously.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

…drain the swamp?

…drain the swamp?

The history of confederate flags, to clear out wilful ignorance.

The history of confederate flags, to clear out wilful ignorance.