Clap for humanity.

no context crab

egg-cellent

i regretted this dall-e ai creation immediately

still wonder why women live longer than men?

set your dvr!

extremely concerned, as it were

the suite life tried to teach us

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

i’ll have a cheeseburger and a diet sun

cry harder

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

modern fashion

sometimes nothing is everything

always suspected bert was real, now just need to find ernie