*gets on a subway*

Please be fake.

Procrastination level 439932-cat

Never forget

The Titanic compared to a modern day cruise ship.

Get the London Look

This Harvard grad is building a luxury weed business…

No easy way out of this situation.

Words.

I could farm here.

Judgmental much?

"Hey future employers!"

Opening a portal to the bird universe…

There’s a store in South Korea that allows customers to chose whether or not they want to be approached by staff or not by the color of their shopping basket.

Just a little bit of nuclear war.

So smart he can confound minimum wage Best Buy employees…