*gets on a subway*

classic carrie bradshaw

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

spitting venom

send dudes, not nudes

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

such a misunderstood creature

beer science

what every kid wants for christmas

how is this not already a thing???

i should have texted instead

how it started vs how it’s going

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

time to cry!

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life