Salesman of the year award.

DISAGREE VEHEMENTLY

I can’t believe you’ve done this…

Advertising the gato.

MINE

sweet hammies bruv

Let them dye.

We did the thing!

Some people’s eyes are low on toner.

The applause on the way out was xxtra.

I’m going to listen, learn, show up, donate, and support – Jonah Hill, definitely.

Careful with that thing…

*has underwear that lasts longer than the Confederacy…*

*honks in geese*

XKCD checking in on his fans…

It’s got a different vibe to it…