perfectly balanced, as all things should be

The mighty doughnut cheeseburger… *heavy breathing*

Advanced babysitting.

What a friendly ghost…

When art mimics pants.

What a Time to be alive.

And people want technology to drive their cars…

Pulled a sneaky one on you…

But wait, there’s more!

Stretch like you’re a king.

More than one thing can be wrong at a time, David…

Rubix Cube for the blind people.

Police department noticed a bird built a nest so they took the cruiser out of commission.

Night terrors!

Curse you, GameStop!

I saw it in a movie…