At least it’s something, right?

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

this may be the most important service dog of all time. so floofy!

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

the muse and his portrait

looks like apples are off the menu for anti-vaxxers!

am i getting angrier as i get older or is everyone just getting more annoying?

if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

it’s okay to stare

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!