Me: I wanna bleach my teeth! Dentist: how white? Me: this white:

Me: I wanna bleach my teeth! Dentist: how white? Me: this white:

opportunity not missed

opportunity not missed

violence is sometimes the answer

violence is sometimes the answer

never go to page 2

never go to page 2

oh, honey…

looks like an American bbq to me

looks like an American bbq to me

oh no!

i’m a registered popeye’s voter

i’m a registered popeye’s voter

ill trade my soul to be able to pet him

ill trade my soul to be able to pet him

this a real update from the New york times

this a real update from the New york times

put respect on Steven Pruitt’s name

put respect on Steven Pruitt’s name

this was the last time he ever felt fear

this was the last time he ever felt fear

but that doesn’t mean you should stop trying

but that doesn’t mean you should stop trying

it’s anything but limited

it’s anything but limited

i’ll open it later

i’ll open it later

I can’t tell the difference

I can’t tell the difference