i don’t think he really said that

i don't think he really said that

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

if you were curious

if you were curious

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes