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Don’t blink.
Don’t blink.
#heisrisen
#heisrisen
Limited edition Pringles!
Limited edition Pringles!
Dear Satan
Dear Satan
Not a b u b b l e boy
Not a b u b b l e boy
Do as I Say, not as I do
Do as I Say, not as I do
Please pupper, do the do do outside…
Please pupper, do the do do outside…
For meal your
For meal your
When Dominos paves the potholes because the city hasn’t the time for such things.
When Dominos paves the potholes because the city hasn’t the time for such things.
A pinecone a day…
A pinecone a day…
Fifteen hours remain.
Fifteen hours remain.
Dough.
Dough.
I’ve got this…
I’ve got this…
Your ass is grass.
Your ass is grass.
Taking compliments like a pro
Taking compliments like a pro
No+shame.
No shame.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Join the conversation
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Obviously.
Obviously.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…