when your hitman becomes your therapist

when your hitman becomes your therapist

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and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

just one?

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

24 then and now

24 then and now

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?